Episodes

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1. Elspeth and Angus Meet the Loch Ness Monster
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Friday 5th October, 1984

Episode One is where we first meet the Loch Ness monster - or rather the whole family. One day whilst Elspeth and Angus are playing down by the Loch side they spot a large mound, only it isn't a mound it's Silly-Ness, who's always getting stuck in holes. For helping to rescue Silly-Ness, the Queen Nessy gives the children two "Thistle Whistles" (The thistle being the symbol of Scotland). When ever they need help they can just call on the Nessies. So they blow the whistles and we see just how many Nessies there really are in the Loch.

2. Professor Dumkopf's Underwater Telescope
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Friday 12th October, 1984

Professor Dumkopf is up to his old tricks searching for the Loch Ness Monster, this time with an underwater telescope dangling from a balloon. Scared that Silly Ness might give the game away the children call on the Nessies to warn them. Fortunatly Ferocious-Ness - the original Loch Ness monster comes to their aid.

3. Elspeth and Angus Buy a Puppy
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Friday 19th October, 1984

A gypsy is passing the loch, and Elspeth and Angus are appalled that he has a poor wee dog attached to the caravan who is being made to run along side. They ask the gypsy if they can have the puppy, and he says they can buy it. As they don't have enough money Eager-Ness searches on the bottom of the loch for coins. Most of what he drags up are bottle tops, however there is one gold coin.

4. Ferocious-Ness Changes His Colour
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Friday 26th October, 1984

Ferocious Ness likes to hide in bushes and scare passers by - that is until he shows off the fact he can change colour and finds he can't change back again. It's up to Angus and Elspeth to hid him until he does.

5. Ferocious Ness and the Look-a-like Contest
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Friday 2nd November, 1984

When Ferocious-Ness happens to sit on the children's model of the Loch Ness Monster, he has to take it's place in the Monster Look-a-like competition. And gets very annoyed when he doesn't win!

6. Clever-Ness Helps with the Homework
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Friday 9th November, 1984

When the two children struggle with their maths homework, Clever-Ness helps them work out their problems.

7. Speedy-Ness Saves The Day
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Friday 16th November, 1984

Mr McTout enters the local Bagpipe competition, but when he gets on the bus forgets to take his bagpipes with him. Only Speedy-Ness can help, along with an enthusuastic Sporty-Ness.....

8. Ferocious-Ness Loses His Roar
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Friday 23rd November, 1984

When Elspeth and Angus find Ferocious-Ness hiding in the bushes squeaking to himself, they help the queen prepare a soothing concoction to help his throat.

9. Baby-Ness Gets The Measles
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Friday 30th November, 1984

Elspeth and Angus can't find the Nessies, until they spot Careful-Ness hiding in the woods. It turns out Baby-Ness has given them all measles. The two children go to buy sticky sweets to cheer Baby-Ness up, but on their way they are spotted by nasty Willie McFuzz, son of Sargent McFuzz, and his friend Tubby. The two follow Elspeth and Angus to steal their sweets - not bargaining for finding a huge spotty monster at the end!

10. Silly-Ness And The Bubble Machine
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Friday 7th December, 1984

Professor Dumkopf has another silly contraption - this time he has bought all of Mrs McToffee's Sherbert Fizz, and has invented a bubble machine which creates giant bubbles. When he finally succeeds in capturing Silly-Ness, Elspeth and Angus must act quickly to save the day.

11. Ferocious-Ness And The Sound Machine
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Friday 14th December, 1984

12. Clever-Ness and the Curling Championship
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Friday 21st December, 1984

13. The Maze Of Urquhart Castle.
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Thursday 3rd January, 1985

One of the weaker storylines in the series, The Mayor visits the castle to open the new maze whilst a film crew are recording for the local evening news. Everyone gets lost on their way out, so Elspeth and Angus call on Clever-Ness to help them escape the maze.

14. Professor Dumkopf Makes A Monster Film
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Thursday 10th January, 1985

Ferocious-Ness disrupts the Prof's plans to make his own Loch Ness Monster film, and ends up upsetting Her High-Ness as well.

15. Professor Dumkopf And His Amazing Cannonball
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Thursday 17th January, 1985

16. Sporty-Ness And The Highland Games
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Thursday 24th January, 1985

17. Hungry-Ness And The Diving Bell
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Thursday 31st January, 1985

Captain Standfast brings a diving bell and crane on to the Loch in a secret mission. Elspeth and Angus offer to help, and to their horror realise once they are out on the loch that the Captain is planning to photograph the Loch Ness Monster.

18. Professor Dumkopf And The Hungry Monster
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Thursday 7th February, 1985

19. Clumsy-Ness Upsets Captain Steadfast
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Thursday 14th February, 1985

20. Angus and the Monster Kite.
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Thursday 21st February, 1985

21. Captain Standfast And The Golden Key
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Thursday 28th February, 1985

22. Thirsty-Ness And The Part-Time Witch
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Thursday 7th March, 1985

Elspeth and Angus discover a path leading to a hidden cottage. They meet a part-time witch - she's also a bus conductor. She is trying to make an invisibility spell, but is having not much luck, as she is missing an essential ingredient - a spot from the tail of the Loch ness monster. Elspeth and Angus go and call on Ferocious-Ness, who gives them a spot from his arm. The witch tries the potion but finds that only her bottom half disappears, as the spot wasn't from the tail. She decides to give up on magic and tips her caldron over, the liquid pouring into the loch. Thirsty-Ness appears and having drunk the water promptly disappears - well half of him anyway!

23. Baby-Ness and the Mayor's Statue
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Thursday 14th March, 1985

Baby-Ness goes missing and horror of horrors gets into town and Mrs McToffee's Sweet shop.

24. Captain Standfast And The Stowaway
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Thursday 21st March, 1985

Her-Highness decides to pay a visit to her cousin in China and stows away on Captain Standfast's boat headed out to sea. Unfortunately she forgets her handbag and it's up to the Children to get it before the boat leaves dock.

25. You'll Never Find A Nessie In A Zoo
First Broadcast - 4.10pm Thursday 28th March, 1985

The final episode features the song "You'll Never Find A Nessie In A Zoo", this was released as a single to accompany the series. Information can be found in the music section.
The final episode of the series doesn't have much of a plot, but is more a blatant attempt to sell the single. Elspeth and Angus spot a poster in the village for a Zoo visiting Inverness, and go to see it passing through the village. As it passes by we hear the song.